Best quote of the ‘lockdown’ so far, ‘My mind is free I can be anywhere’, said by elderly man self-isolating.
Worst quote of the ‘lockdown’ so far, ‘ We will have 100,000 test available per day by the end of April’ (thinks – nice round figure to dominate the media) ‘and come the day I will manipulate the figures to say I/we did it’, said by government minister. The second half of this quote I made up.